Posted by Diana in Kevin Sucks
Kevin always gives Maddie horrible names. As if her real name wasn’t bad enough (Madam Beasley Meowington), he has to also give her horribly insulting nicknames. I admit, she is a stocky cat, but that doesn’t give Kevin the right to call her “Gravy”, “Bed of Mashed Potatoes”, or “Orca”. But now he has added a new name of the collection. Look at this picture:
What does that splash of black look like to you? I see a sideways lesser than sign (<), or a roof of a house, or the bottom of a heart. But what does Kevin see? Hitler’s mustache. Yes, you heard me. So her new nickname, thanks to Kevin, is Hitler foot. Maddie puts up with so much of Kevin’s crap, she should get extra treats whenever he talks to her.