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Diana Mueller: Who wants burnt pizza? Feel free to come over to my place if you want it!!
Paul Cyster: mmm burnt ham and pineapple ..
Catherine Brady: um no thanks, u have it
Diana Mueller: actually, burnt cheese and pepperoni. Although, the cheese is sorta like that leathery cheese now since it was overcooked. I bet ashes have low calorie content!! Think of how much weight you will lose by eating this!!
Paul Cyster: mmm how can no one want it !
Kevin Zing: That will hit the spot once I’m through with this wild dog attack. Have you sent help for me yet?
Diana Mueller: Yeah, I called 1-800-IDontCare. They said they would be right over.
Paul Cyster: lol
Kevin Zing: I think you’re failing to understand my sense of urgency here.
Diana Mueller: I think your failing to understand my sense of apathy right now.
Kevin Zing: I think you’re failing to use apostrophes…
Diana Mueller: I want a churro. Let’s have churros for dinner!